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The Black Monarch
The Lime Beer Corporation
You guys should hire this silly person
No, really, you should hire this person because he owes me money
I hired this person AND retained my sanity, if not my virginity
Actually, the best way is to hire him, and simply forget to pay him
If you MUST pay him, use monopoly money, he is THAT stupid
If worse comes to worst, get him pissed on Lime Beer
He has a real addiction for this stuff, so don't worry too much
If he tries any rough stuff, call this guy in to sort him out
If the muscle doesn't work, then it is time to call this guy into action
If all else fails, just tell him a few home truths, specially if he is not wearing panties
He is always open to perversions of this nature
If nothing works, make this declaration, pick up thy knickers, and walk
Pray to the Holy Webmaster that none of this EVER happens
Well, this guy happened, so best feed him
No, seriously, hire the bastard and keep him out of everybody's hair
If you love music, avoid this place like the plague
Go here only if you have no life and are bored shitless
This site mas merit, if you are a sociopath
This site is most suitable for inducing vomiting
Even God won't visit this site
Only visit this site if they are prepared to pay you
The Lime Beer Liberation Army are seeking recruits
Hire him, then fire him
Don't even bother to hire him, just fire him
Annexe the crap out of him
These fighters can foreign
Liberate them to death
The bigot's bigot
Sing to him - it annoys him





















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